I just saw a movie with a friend of mine from Brazil. One of the main characters was named Dick and afterwards she asked me about the name.

“Is dick a word for penis?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, but was that also the guy’s name?”
“Yes.”
“Poor Dick.”
“Jimmy is also a word for penis, but I don’t mind.”
“Really?”
“Yep, and a ‘jimmy hat’ is a condom.”

Now she’s calling me Jimmy Dick Hat.